I was telling my brother there’s random cuties at the target on signal hill,

and my mom interrupts, “boys? You mean boys?”

Me, “No mom, GIRLS.”

“You mean if Brad Pitt showed up you wouldn’t?”

Me, “Mom, if Angelina Jolie showed up would youuu?”

Mom, “HAHA you askin’ the wrong person. OF COURSE I WOULD”

Sorry pops.